Okay. Big moment in the history of my family. My dad has just consented to my sisters having a pet. A guinea pig, to be precise.
I have told them that if the rodent bites me, I will set my cat on it. Aren’t I an amazing older sister?
But the really annoying thing is yet to come. I thought I was pretty good at public speaking. However, the twins wrote a speech and presented it to the other members of our family. I experienced that annoying moment that happens when you realize that your sisters are better than you were at that age. No joke. Not cool. Oh well, at least I’m older. And I have the power of having a cat that would eat a guinea pig.
What my parents haven’t realized is that I will refuse to clean up the guinea pig’s poop when they go on holiday. Mum or Dad will have to. And if they don’t like it, well, boo sucks to them.
My life is eventful. Not in a good way.